How to Book Me...

I'm so glad you're interested in spending time together. Please take a moment to review the etiquette code I have composed, which is located within the "Oh, behave..." tab before filling out the booking application below. 

All information provided for screening will be kept strictly confidential and destroyed post verification - this is between you and I only. Feel free to email me this info if you prefer -

Safety is of paramount importance to me. If I'm unable to verify your identity via screening, I will be obliged to decline the booking request. References optional, newbie friendly.